Question: I have an urgent need to contact **** ****. Do you know the e-mail address of **** ****?

Ans. Yes, we know the e-mail address of **** **** and it is posted for all to see on the page devoted to **** **** elsewhere on this site. Look down at the bottom of the page.

Ans. Yes, **** **** is a close friend of ours and we know how to reach **** **** by e-mail.

Ans. Yes, we know the e-mail address but **** **** has specifically asked us not to forward it to persons with an urgent need for it.

Ans. Yes, we know the e-mail address of **** ****, but **** **** gave us a list of people not to forward the address to and your name was on the list!

Ans. It is widely known that **** **** is a technophobe who writes all stories in pencil on papyrus and who was long thought to be a suspect in the Unabomber investigation. It is doubtful whether **** **** has electricity and therefore extremely unlikely that e-mail will be easily received by **** ****.

Ans. No, actually we do not know the e-mail address of **** ****. But try instead some of the e-mail addresses we do know.